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Funny Scream Squirm Squirt Bodysnatcher Graphic T-Shirt

$35.00
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
A playful statement tee for anyone whose humor runs loud, colorful, and a little chaotic. The front design features a cheeky illustrated character surrounded by expressive graffiti-style lettering and splashes of blue, green, pink, and orange, with the phrase “I’m trying to make you scream, squirm, and squirt… JORDSTAR.” It brings bold bedroom humor and irreverent pop-art energy to casual outfits, nights out, bachelorette weekends, and playful conversations. Printed on a heavyweight, relaxed-fit garment-dyed cotton tee, it feels substantial yet comfortable—easy to wear with jeans, shorts, or layered streetwear. The soft washed texture and durable construction make it a fun piece for people who like their wardrobe expressive, cheeky, and impossible to ignore.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel
- Double-needle stitching and a seamless tubular knit design
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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